The Farting Sofa Faculty Lounge
Once upon a time, a fine fake-leather Sofa served a Denmark Street detectives' office, enthusiastically cheering on the PIs every time it was sat upon. Tragically, following some minor bomb damage, the Sofa was discarded by its owners. Happily, some cash-strapped Professors rescued it from the trash bin and, after a lot of TLC and adhesive vinyl, the Sofa was reborn. It now provides posterior respite for Faculty and Guests discussing their favorite books, film and television programs.
Tuesday, February 10, 2026
The Hallmarked Man Real-time Re-read, Chapters 76-79: The bad dogs of Valentine's Day
Monday, February 9, 2026
Linking the Bracelet to the Emojis: The "surprise inside" theme, alchemical rings and the return of "Grave-digging Buddies?"
On an earlier post, I connected the numerous walled cities that have popped up in the Pre-Book Nine Twitter hints with the Bracelet o' Clues' Trojan Horse charm. This time, I want to make a connection with some of the charms on the bracelet to one of the emoji hints.
Saturday, February 7, 2026
Tha Hallmarked Man Real-Time Re-Read, Chapters 73-75: Two restaurants and a hotel room
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| "The dimly lit basement room, which was swathed in greenery to suggest the rainforest" |
At eight o’clock the following evening, Robin, who’d been informed by Two-Times that his wife would be celebrating a female friend’s birthday at Coya, a Latin American restaurant in Mayfair, sat down to watch his so far blameless spouse drinking and eating with seven other women.
The date is presumably Wednesday, Feb. 8th. Robin is wearing her Ritz outfit (blue dress and opal pendant) but also the matching earrings that RFM gave her for Christmas. This chapter is primarily an information dump, though naturally it is accompanied by Robin's "electric shock in the pit of her stomach" when Strike turns up.
Tuesday, February 3, 2026
The Hallmarked Man Real-time Re-read, Chapter 70-72: A new Land Rover and an old friend
On Tuesday morning, Strike sat down to eat breakfast beside an attic window fogged with condensation, and saw that Robin had emailed him overnight. Ever since she’d told him she wasn’t coming to Scotland with him to interview Jade Semple she’d chosen to email when, normally, she’d have phoned.
In addition to still giving Strike the cold shoulder, Robin is only now getting around to emailing the Fiola Fay audio, which seems atypical. She has also discovered that porn producer Craig Wheaton was once a resident of one of Branfoot's homes for boys, though we are not told how she learned this reasonably sensitive bit of information. Strike calls her, but unfortunately, his praise for finding the "link" between Branfoot and de Lion reminds her of his "weak link" line, and she's not ready to forgive that. Strike is trying to pretend things are back to normal but it's not working.
Monday, February 2, 2026
Will City Walls be to Book Nine What Bridges were to The Hallmarked Man? Connecting the charm bracelet to other clues.
- Nick Jeffery's excellent essay where he identifies all of the charms.
- This mind-blowing blog post by Beatrice Groves on the symbolism of charms, with particular attention to the Psalm book.
- The most recent and very interesting Strike and Ellacott Files podcast.
What interests me more is looking for possible connections between the clues. Here's something that has jumped out at me recently: the use of walls and fortresses. As you may recall, bridges abounded in the pre-Hallmarked build-up, and emerged as a central theme in the final story. I am wondering if we might be seeing something similar with walled cites for Book 9.
Sunday, February 1, 2026
The Hallmarked Man Real-Time Re-read, Chapter 69: The road back begins.
So that was that, thought Robin: Strike had lied to her face. He who berated her for not immediately informing him of a minor incident (for the purposes of her present resentment, it suited Robin to minimise the impact on her of the gorilla-faced, dagger-waving stalker) was deliberately concealing a further risk to the agency of scandal and press intrusion (and it suited her to attribute all her rage and hurt to this, rather than investigate the weight in the pit of her stomach, which grew heavier every time she thought of Strike as a father).
Saturday, January 31, 2026
The Hallmarked Man Real-time Re-read Chapter 68: The most painful chapter in the book.
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| "Wooden tables were set outside, sheltered by square blue umbrellas." |






